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A Facebook sucker is some random guy who adds you just because he thinks your face looks good enough to eat. He sends you fake love messages and flowers, hoping you'll fall for his dumb ass. When he realizes you're not into him, he yells at all your friends and calls you a slut just to save his pride.
Hey, I added you because your face is fire. Let's date.
You're so hot I had to add you. You're my new obsession.
I added you because your friends are cool. Now I feel like an idiot.