Facebook Stutter

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When you post something once on Facebook and your computer decides to be a jerk and spam it over and over like it's trying to annoy your friends to death.
I posted 'Finally got my coffee' and it turned into a 20-post coffee rant.
My mom posted 'I love my cat' and it became 'I love my cat' 100 times.
I said 'Hello' and it turned into a full-blown hello marathon.
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When you try to post once on Facebook, but your computer acts like it's got a grudge and repeats your post until your friends beg you to stop.
'I’m tired' became 'I’m tired' 50 times in one night.
My dog’s post about his food became a 30-post food obsession.
I said 'Good morning' and it turned into a 20-post greeting frenzy.
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When you post something once on Facebook and your computer starts a repeat loop like it’s trying to break your friends’ minds.
I posted 'I’m going to bed' and it became a 10-post bedtime story.
My friend posted 'I’m hungry' and it turned into a 20-post hunger attack.
I said 'I’m done' and it became a 15-post 'I’m done' chant.
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