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A stupid little video you post on Facebook so everyone can see how fake you are. It's usually about you being the best at something that no one else cares about.
I did a 30 second video of me eating a burrito at 2 AM and calling it 'the most epic meal of my life.'
I posted a story of me pretending to be a superhero in the school hallway. No one believed me.
I filmed myself yelling at a pigeon and said it was 'the most intense battle of my life.'
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A short video you upload to Facebook so your friends can laugh at you. It's usually about you doing something dumb in public and thinking it's amazing.
I posted a story of me dancing in the grocery store aisle and said it was 'the most legendary dance of my life.'
I recorded myself arguing with a vending machine and called it 'a battle for the ages.'
I took a video of me trying to balance on a chair and said I was 'a total legend.'
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A tiny video you put on Facebook just to show off. It's always about you doing something totally average and pretending it's something epic.
I posted a video of me walking into class and said I was 'the king of the hallway.'
I took a story of me eating a sandwich and called it 'a full-blown food explosion.'
I recorded myself talking to my pet goldfish and said it was 'the most intense conversation of my life.'
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