facebook storking

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When you spam your Facebook friends with stupid stork pics just to make them annoyed and confused.

I sent you a stork holding a coffee cup at 2 a. m.

Why is there a stork wearing a hat in my messages?

You got three stork pictures in one day. What even is life?

You keep messaging your Facebook friends with random stork photos like they owe you money.

I just got a stork wearing sunglasses. Why?

You sent me a stork on a skateboard. Are you high?

I don't even know who this stork is, but it's in my messages.

You message your Facebook friends with stork pics so much it feels like a punishment.

Why is there a stork holding a pizza in my DMs?

You sent me a stork in a clown costume. What is this? A nightmare?

I got four stork messages today. My brain is dead.

You message your Facebook friends with stork photos until they start to hate you and the stork.

I got a stork holding a sign that says 'I hate you' in my messages.

You sent me a stork wearing a crown. I'm not impressed.

I don't even know why I'm still friends with you. You send me stork pictures.

You keep tagging your Facebook friends with stork pics like they’re your personal stork delivery service.

Why is there a stork in my tag? I didn’t sign up for this.

You tagged me with a stork holding a bag of chips. What is this? A snack attack?

You sent me a stork in a tag. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.

You post random stork pics on your Facebook friends’ walls like they’re your stork sidekick.

You posted a stork wearing a hat on my wall. Why?

I got a stork holding a sign that says 'You're welcome' on my wall. I'm not even sure what that means.

Why is there a stork in my timeline? I didn’t ask for this.