facebook stealth

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Logging on to Facebook in the middle of the night just to avoid talking to someone on that cursed IM thing. It’s like hiding from your worst enemy, but your enemy is your ex and they’re posting about their new dog.
I checked Facebook at 2 a. m. because talking to my ex on Messenger is like being tortured.
I logged on just to see if my crush was online. I wasn’t. I was alone. I cried.
I was up all night checking Facebook because I didn’t want to talk to my mom on that stupid IM app.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone thinks they can look at all their 500+ Facebook friends without liking or commenting, just to remember every stupid thing they did so they can roast them later. They’re a Facebook stalker, a Face-tard, and probably a crazy person.
I remembered every single post my friend made so I could roast them in a DM fight. I’m not crazy, I’m just prepared.
I’ve been stalking my friend for weeks just to remember every dumb thing they’ve ever posted. I’m going to win that fight.
I’ve been looking at all my 500+ friends just to remember every stupid thing they’ve ever posted. I’m going to beat them in a DM war.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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