facebook status whore

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A person who floods your Facebook with stupid status updates every 30 minutes like they’re paid by the notification.

Just posted "I ate a sandwich. It was okay."

Updating again because the last one was too short.

I’m posting this because I’m bored and I have nothing better to do.

Someone who thinks their life is so important that they need to update Facebook every half hour to tell you about it.

Just had a normal day. It was boring. But I had to post about it.

I’m updating because I felt like it. No reason. Just felt like it.

I’m alive. That’s why I’m posting.

A Facebook user who acts like every 30 minutes is a major event and updates their status to celebrate it.

Just had a 30-minute break. It was epic. I’m posting about it.

Updating because I had a 30-minute status break. It was a big deal.

I’m updating because I had a 30-minute status break and now I’m back.

A person who can't wait 30 minutes without telling Facebook and everyone else what they're doing.

Just finished my lunch. I had to post about it.

Updating again because I had to tell the world about my lunch.

I had to update because I couldn't wait 30 minutes.

Someone who updates Facebook so much that you feel like you're in a relationship with their status updates.

Just had a normal day. It was fine. I had to post about it.

Updating again because I felt like my day wasn’t special enough.

I had to update because I felt like my day was too quiet.

A Facebook user who thinks every 30 minutes is a chance to be famous for 30 seconds.

Just had a 30-minute status break. It was legendary.

Updating again because I want to be famous for 30 seconds.

I’m posting because I want to be famous for 30 seconds.