Facebook Status Rape

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When someone comments so much on a Facebook post that it looks like a war zone and you have to scroll forever to find the actual post. Also happens when two people start a fight in the comments and no one stops them.
I saw this post and had to scroll for 10 minutes just to read the original message.
My cousin commented 47 times on my birthday post and still wasn't done.
My mom and her best friend had a 3-day comment war over a single photo.
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When you comment so much on a post that it feels like you're trying to drown the person who posted it. Sometimes it's even worse when other people join in and it turns into a full-blown comment party.
I commented 20 times on my friend's vacation post just to be annoying.
My brother commented so much that the post had 100 comments and he was still going.
My friend's ex started commenting every time she posted something and it was like a toxic relationship in the comments.
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When you comment so much that it looks like the post was made by a comment bot. Sometimes you even comment on the comments and it turns into a comment nightmare.
My sister posted a photo and I commented 30 times and still wasn't done.
I commented on the comments of my friend's post and now it's a whole comment mess.
My mom posted a photo and I started commenting on the comments and now it's a comment cyclone.
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When you post something and then comment so much that it looks like you're trying to take over the post. It’s even worse if your friends join in and it becomes a full-blown comment invasion.
I posted a photo and then commented 25 times just because I was bored.
My friend posted a video and my whole family commented on it and it turned into a comment invasion.
I posted a status and my dog started commenting on it and now it's a comment nightmare.
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When you comment so much that it feels like the post was made just for you. It’s even worse when your friends start commenting too and it turns into a comment explosion.
I posted a picture and commented 20 times just to be annoying.
My friend posted a video and my whole group commented on it and it became a comment explosion.
My mom posted a status and I commented on it 50 times and still wasn't done.
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