Facebook Status Limit

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The maximum number of times you can brag on Facebook before your friends throw things at you.

I ate 12 burgers today. I'm a god.

My dog won a contest. I'm a genius.

I'm rich. I bought a toaster.

The number of Facebook updates you can post before your mom calls you a ‘status monster’.

I got a B. I’m still perfect.

My hair is perfect. I’m a legend.

I’m tired. I’m a god.

The amount of Facebook posts you can make before your ex says you’re ‘status-obsessed’ and blocks you.

I’m happy. I’m a hero.

I’m rich. I bought a cat.

I’m cool. I wear socks.

How many times you can update Facebook before your dad says you’re ‘status crazy’ and takes your phone.

I’m awesome. I’m the best.

I’m rich. I have a phone.

I’m cool. I’m a legend.

The number of Facebook posts you can make before your neighbor says you’re ‘status annoying’ and yells at you.

I’m rich. I bought a TV.

I’m happy. I’m perfect.

I’m cool. I’m a king.