Facebook Status Hiatus

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You vanish from Facebook like a ghost and stop talking about your life.

I haven't posted since the day my dog died. I'm not even sad, I'm just lazy.

My status is still from 2017. I'm not dead, I'm just ignoring Facebook.

I haven't updated my mood since I was happy. Now I'm just confused.

You become a Facebook zombie and forget to breathe on the app.

I posted once in 2022. I'm not a ghost, I'm a zombie.

I haven't posted since my ex broke up with me. I'm still mad, but I'm too lazy to say it.

My status is from my childhood. I'm not old, I'm just tired.

You go on Facebook vacation and come back with no life to share.

I left Facebook for a year. I came back and forgot how to post.

My status is still from my college days. I'm not old, I'm just out of touch.

I didn't post since I got a new job. I'm not dead, I'm just busy.

You become a Facebook ghost and let your status rot in silence.

I haven't posted since I moved to another city. I'm not dead, I'm just quiet.

My status is still from my high school days. I'm not old, I'm just lazy.

I don't post because I don't have anything to say. I'm not mute, I'm just tired.

You abandon Facebook like it's a burning house and never come back.

I left Facebook because I got tired of my friends’ drama. I'm not dead, I'm just free.

My status is still from 2015. I'm not ancient, I'm just uninterested.

I haven't posted since I got a new phone. I'm not dead, I'm just distracted.

You go on a Facebook exile and let your status sit in a corner like a forgotten sock.

I haven't posted since my last vacation. I'm not dead, I'm just lazy.

My status is still from my childhood. I'm not old, I'm just forgotten.

I left Facebook because it was too much. I'm not dead, I'm just relieved.