Facebook Status ADD

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When you're too lazy to think of your own status so you steal someone else's and post it like it's yours.
I just posted this meme because my brain is dead.
This status is mine now. You can’t have it.
I’m not copying. I’m borrowing. Big difference.
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When you're so desperate for likes that you repost the same status every five minutes like it's a timer.
This post is perfect. I’m posting it again. Just in case.
I’m not reposting. I’m reinforcing.
I don’t care if it’s the same. I want more likes.
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When you're too dumb to come up with your own status and just spam whatever you see.
This is the best status I’ve ever seen. I’m posting it again.
I saw it once. Now it’s mine. And I’m posting it five times.
I don’t know what to say. So I’m saying this again.
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When you're so proud of a status that you post it every minute like it's your baby and you're giving it a bath.
This status is my baby. I’m posting it again. Just in case.
I love this status so much I’m reposting it like it’s my kid.
I post this every minute because it’s perfect. And I’m not wrong.
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When you have no brain and just repost the same status over and over like it's your only friend.
I don’t have a brain. I just post this again.
This status is my only friend. I’m reposting it.
I’m reposting this because I don’t know what else to do.
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