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A Facebook status is like a shout-out to the whole world, but no one actually cares because it’s just you bragging or whining.

I just ate 10 tacos and I’m still hungry.

My ex is still my ex and I hate it.

I got a B+ and I’m crying in the hallway.

It’s what you write on Facebook to tell everyone what you’re doing, even if it’s something stupid like watching paint dry.

I’m just sitting here eating cereal at 3 a. m.

I just got kicked out of my house.

I’m bored and I’m posting this because I have nothing better to do.

A Facebook status is where emo kids and girls with PMS go to complain about everything, including the color of the sky.

My life is over and I’m not even 15 yet.

My crush doesn’t even know I exist.

I got a C on my math test and I’m dying.

A Facebook status is like a group project where everyone just wants to be popular, even if they’re posting the same stupid thing every day.

Why does life suck so much? I don’t know, but I’m going to complain about it.

Never give up on love <3

I’m so tired of being average.

Using your Facebook status to send a hidden message to your friends, like you’re trying to be cool or something.

I’m going to the movies, and I’m going alone.

I just got a new phone, and it’s amazing.

I’m going to fail this class, and I don’t care.

When you post so many comments, pictures, or videos on your status that it looks like a disaster, and no one has time to read it.

I just finished my homework, and I’m going to sleep now. Also, I got a new pet. Also, I’m sad. Also, my dog died. Also, I’m hungry.

My life is a mess and I don’t know why.

I’m posting this because I have nothing else to do and I’m bored.