facebook standoff

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When you know someone in real life but you both won't add each other on Facebook like you're rivals in a trash-talking war.

'Why would I friend my ex's best friend? That's just asking for trouble.'

'I'm not adding you until you apologize for that stupid meme you sent me.'

'We're both too proud to be the first one to click that button.'

You're friends in real life but you both hate each other on Facebook like you're two angry cats sharing one bowl of food.

'I'm not adding you. You're still mad about the pizza incident.'

'He won't add me because he thinks I'll post about his bald spot.'

'They're too busy fighting over who gets to post more selfies.'

You know someone in real life but you both act like you're enemies on Facebook because you're too lazy to add each other.

'I'm not adding you. You never replied to my last message.'

'She won't add me because I called her out for liking her ex's profile pic.'

'They're both too busy arguing over who has more followers.'