facebook stalking

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Spying on people through Facebook like a sneaky detective. You get all the dirt on people you don’t even like.

I checked her profile 15 times just to see if she liked me back.

He stared at my timeline for an hour after I posted a photo of my dog wearing a hat.

She looked up my ex’s page 10 times in one day because she was mad.

You look at someone’s Facebook and read all their updates like they’re your diary. You’re obsessed with their life.

I read his wall posts at 2 a. m. because I had nothing better to do.

She read my status updates every day and got mad when I changed my relationship status.

He read her posts so much he started commenting on them.

You sneak onto someone’s Facebook and read everything they post. It’s like you’re a detective who only works during lunch break.

He checked her timeline every day just to see if she posted about her ex.

She read his posts during class because she was bored.

He spent three hours on Facebook because he was creeped out by a single post.

You check Facebook so much you might as well live there. You do it for lies, exes, boredom, or even real-life stalking.

I checked Facebook 20 times in one day because I was bored.

She looked up her ex’s page every day for a month.

He checked his friend’s timeline just to see if he was lying to him.

You avoid doing homework by checking Facebook all day. It’s like your brain is broken and only works on Facebook.

I checked Facebook for an hour instead of doing my math homework.

She posted 10 statuses just to avoid doing her science project.

He spent 20 minutes on Facebook instead of finishing his essay.

Guys just look at hot girls and get hard. Girls do it for complicated reasons and like everything.

He looked at her picture and got hard in class.

She liked every single post on his timeline just because she was obsessed.

He checked her page 10 times because he was bored.

It’s a superpower only some girls have. They can read every post, like everything, and spend hours on Facebook.

She read every post on his timeline and liked them all.

He posted one thing and she liked it 10 times.

She spent an hour on Facebook just to see if he liked her post.