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The annoying thing that shows up on the side of your screen whenever your ex friend does something stupid.

My ex posted a photo of her and her new boy. I almost threw my phone out the window.

He liked my post. I stared at it for five minutes. Then I blocked him.

She posted a status about her dog. I commented 'it's dead' and left.

The Facebook thing that gives you a headache when your friends post too much.

My friend posted 10 photos of his cat. I muted him. Then he posted a video.

My cousin posted about her ex. I sent her a message: 'stop it' in all caps.

My mom posted a status about her gym. I told her she's not in shape.

That little box on the side that shows off your friends' lives like they're better than you.

My friend posted about his new job. I said 'congrats' and then cried.

She posted about her vacation. I said 'looks nice' and then went to bed angry.

He posted about his girlfriend. I commented 'you're not good at this' and left.

The thing that pops up on the side of your screen whenever your friends do something you don't like.

My friend posted about his new pet. I said 'you're not ready' and he replied 'you're not either.'

She posted about her new haircut. I said 'it looks like a raccoon.'

He posted about his new car. I said 'you can't afford that' and he blocked me.

The part of Facebook that makes you feel like your friends are having more fun than you are.

My friend posted about a party. I said 'why not me?' and got no reply.

She posted about her new job. I said 'you're lucky' and felt jealous.

He posted about his vacation. I said 'I wish I was there' and then went to bed angry.

The annoying box that shows off your friends' lives like they're better than you and you're just sad.

My friend posted about his new car. I said 'looks nice' and then cried.

She posted about her vacation. I said 'looks nice' and then went to bed mad.

He posted about his new job. I said 'congrats' and then felt like I'm failing.