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A Facebook stable is a bunch of loud, obnoxious women who think they’re hot stuff and don’t care that the man they’re chasing is already taken. They post all over his Facebook like he’s their personal toy.
She commented ‘You look like a king’ on his photo of a pizza.
He got 15 heart emojis on a post about his dog.
She sent him a DM that said, ‘I know you’re married, but I still want you.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook stable is a group of women who think they’re the only ones who matter. They post, comment, and laugh at his jokes like they’re his best friend, even though he’s already got a wife.
She posted ‘I miss you’ on his wall 10 times in one day.
He got a message that said, ‘You’re my favorite man besides your wife.’
She liked every single one of his status updates like they were love letters.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook stable is like a bunch of girls who think they’re the main event. They spam his Facebook with smiley faces, comments, and fake flirts while he’s still married to someone else.
She sent him a message that said, ‘I know your wife doesn’t understand you.’
He had 8 comments on a post about his job like it was a love note.
She sent him a text that said, ‘You’re my favorite man on Facebook.’
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook stable is a gang of women who think they’re the only ones who know how to flirt. They keep commenting on his posts and sending him messages like he’s their long-lost love.
She posted ‘You’re my favorite man’ on his wall 5 times in a row.
He got a message that said, ‘I know your wife doesn’t know what you’re doing.’
She sent him a DM with a wink emoji and a heart.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook stable is a group of women who act like they’re the only ones who matter. They spam his Facebook with messages, likes, and comments like they’re trying to steal him from his wife.
She sent him a message that said, ‘I know your wife doesn’t know you like I do.’
He had 12 smiley faces on a post about his job.
She commented ‘You’re my favorite man’ on a photo of his dog.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A Facebook stable is a bunch of women who act like they’re the only ones who know how to flirt. They keep commenting on his posts, liking his updates, and sending him messages like they’re trying to steal him.
She posted ‘You’re my favorite man’ on his wall 10 times.
He got a message that said, ‘I know your wife doesn’t know what you’re doing.’
She sent him a DM with a wink and a heart.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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