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When two couples who've only been dating like two months or less start saying 'I love you' way too soon and post stupid lovey-dovey stuff on each other's Facebook profiles, thinking it's cute, but it's actually annoying as hell.
'I love you more than my mom's cooking!', posted on his timeline 3 days after they met.
'He's the one I'm gonna marry!', said in a DM while still wearing his pants from yesterday.
They posted a photo of their hands holding coffee cups with hearts drawn around them.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two people who've barely known each other for two months start acting like they're soulmates and post all this stupid love stuff on Facebook, but it’s just cringe and makes everyone else roll their eyes.
'My new best friend is my future wife!', said in a post while still in their pajamas.
They sent each other a message at 2 a. m. about how they can't live without each other.
They posted a video of them eating pizza together like it was the most romantic thing ever.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two people who've only been dating a little while start saying 'I love you' way too soon and post all this cheesy Facebook stuff, but it's just ridiculous and nobody else cares.
'I love you more than my favorite snack!', posted on her profile at 1 a. m.
They sent each other a message about how they can't live without each other while still in their underwear.
They posted a photo of their hands holding a single flower like it was a grand gesture.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two people who’ve been dating for barely two months start saying 'I love you' way too fast and post all this annoying love stuff on Facebook, thinking it’s cute, but it's just stupid and everyone else is tired of it.
'He's the best thing that ever happened to me!', said in a post while still in their socks.
They sent each other a message about how they're going to get married in a week.
They posted a selfie of them holding a single heart sticker.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two people who've barely been dating two months start going on and on about how much they love each other and post all that dumb Facebook stuff, but it's just fake and everyone else thinks it's a joke.
'I love you more than my dog!', posted at 3 a. m. while still in their pajamas.
They sent each other a message about how they're gonna get married in a month.
They posted a photo of them eating cereal together like it was a romantic event.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When two people who've only been dating two months or less start acting like they're in love and post all that stupid Facebook stuff, but it's just ridiculous and no one else gives a damn.
'I love you more than my favorite song!', posted on his timeline while still in his pants from the day before.
They sent each other a message at 1 a. m. about how they're gonna be together forever.
They posted a photo of their hands holding a single cup of coffee like it was the most romantic thing ever.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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