Facebook spring cleaning

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when you log on to Facebook and see your grandma or that creepy cousin who still thinks you're 12, and you get so mad you delete every stupid post, picture, and app that makes you look like a complete disaster.
I just unfriended my uncle after he posted a photo of me in middle school wearing a hat that says 'I love tacos.'
My mom saw my wall post about my ex and I had to hide it before she cried.
I deleted 12 apps because one of them was a 'I Am a Cat' filter and I am not a cat.
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every spring, you go on a rage-filled mission to unfriend everyone who wasn’t actually your friend, because they’re just people who liked your post about pizza and now they’re following you like a stalker.
I unfriended 30 people because they liked my post about pizza and now they’re all following me.
My ex was still my friend and I had to unfriend him in front of my new crush.
My gym teacher was still on my friend list and I had to unfriend her because she liked my post about how I hate gym.
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