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A boss-level facebooker who shows you how to do stuff on facebook while you're still struggling to post a picture without flipping your phone upside down.
'How do you even add a friend? I’ve been staring at this button for 10 minutes.'
'Why is my story not showing up? I did everything right... or so I thought.'
'I posted a photo and it just looked like a blob. What did I do wrong?'
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The person who knows all the secrets of facebook and won't let you suffer through the confusion because they're too cool for that.
'You don’t need 17 apps to do one thing. Just use Facebook.'
'Why are you still using stories? Switch to reels, it’s easier.'
'I can fix your profile picture before you even ask.'
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A facebook user who's so good at using facebook they might as well be paid to help you not look like an idiot on it.
'You posted a video, but it’s just a blurry mess. Let me fix that.'
'You can’t even tag someone without crying. I’ll do it for you.'
'You still use the old version of Facebook? You’re living in the past.'
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