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A Facebook user who can't shut up about the big twists in movies or shows. They post them like they're saving lives, even though they're just ruining everyone's fun.
'The Final Battle was between the main character and their long-lost brother! 馃槺' (said right after the final episode)
'The villain was the main character鈥檚 mom the whole time! 馃拃' (posted 10 minutes before the final scene)
'They got back together in the end! 馃' (said like it was the most shocking thing ever)
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The worst kind of person who ruins your day by telling you the ending of a show or movie before you even get to watch it. They think they're helping, but they're just being a jerk.
'I just watched the final episode of the new Marvel show and I have to tell you the ending!' (said at 1 AM)
'The main character died in the second to last episode!' (posted right after the final episode)
'They never had a chance to get back together!' (said like it was the worst thing ever)
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A Facebook user who thinks they're doing everyone a favor by posting the big twists of a show or movie. They're just being loud and dumb about it.
'I just found out the main character is the villain! 馃槺' (said right after the final episode)
'The two best friends are actually enemies! 馃拃' (posted while everyone else was still watching)
'The main character got killed in the last episode!' (said like it was the most shocking thing ever)
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A person who can't keep their mouth shut about the big reveals in movies or shows. They ruin the fun for everyone else just to feel important.
'The main character was the villain all along! 馃槺' (posted while the final episode was still on)
'They got back together in the end! 馃グ' (said like it was the most important thing ever)
'The main character died in the second to last episode!' (posted right after the final episode)
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A Facebook user who thinks they're cool by posting the biggest twists in movies or shows, even though they're just ruining everyone's fun. They're loud and proud about it.
'The villain was the main character鈥檚 mom the whole time! 馃槺' (posted right after the final episode)
'They got back together in the end! 馃グ' (said like it was the most shocking thing ever)
'The main character was the villain the whole time! 馃拃' (posted before the final episode even ended)
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A person who ruins the fun for everyone by posting the big twists in movies or shows on Facebook. They think they're being cool, but they're just being a pain in the ass.
'The main character died in the last episode! 馃拃' (posted right after the final episode)
'They got back together in the end! 馃グ' (said like it was the most shocking thing ever)
'The villain was the main character鈥檚 brother the whole time! 馃槺' (posted before the final episode even ended)
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