Facebook Spank Bank

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A sneaky pile of selfies and profile pics saved just for jacking off

My Facebook Spank Bank has 500 pics of my ex. I still have feelings for her. And my hand.

I take 100 selfies a day just to keep my Spank Bank full.

My Facebook Spank Bank is my love language.

A secret stash of Facebook photos used for getting off like a caveman

I log on to Facebook just to look at my Spank Bank. And my coffee.

My Spank Bank is 90% of my life.

I don’t need a girlfriend. My Facebook Spank Bank is my girlfriend.

A dirty drawer full of Facebook pics that you use to jerk off like a pervert

I clean my room. Then I look at my Spank Bank. Then I get distracted.

My Facebook Spank Bank has 200 pics of my crush. And I still don’t have a date.

I got a 65 on my math test. My Spank Bank got a 100.

A sly collection of Facebook images saved just for getting off like a maniac

I saved 300 pictures of my ex. And I still don’t know why.

My Spank Bank is my main source of happiness. And my main source of shame.

I had a meeting at work. Then I opened my Spank Bank. Now I have a headache.

A shady folder of Facebook pics you use to jerk off like a beast

My Spank Bank has 1,000 pictures. And I still don’t know which one is my favorite.

I took a selfie. Then I saved it in my Spank Bank. Now I have a life.

I got a new phone. My first action was to save my Spank Bank.

A sneaky album of Facebook photos kept just for getting off like a lunatic

I saved my ex's profile pic. Now it's my favorite picture. And my favorite distraction.

I have 200 pictures of my crush. I still don’t know why I didn’t ask her out.

I look at my Spank Bank every day. It’s like my daily dose of happiness.