Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Those annoying friend requests that pop up like a fart in a church. Most are from people you don’t know and never will.

Hey bro, add me or I'll report you to your mom.

This is your future ex, add me now.

I'm your long lost cousin, add me or I'll haunt you.

2

A girl who adds you just to annoy you with messages and wall posts. She’s probably a guy trying to get you to waste your life.

Check out my new face, I’m hot, add me.

You’re my 100th friend, I must be special.

Add me or I’ll send you 100 messages.

3

That new girl who adds you just to annoy you. She sends you messages like a lunatic and you’re stuck with her forever.

Hey, I like your profile, add me.

You’re my 200th friend, I’m amazing.

Add me or I’ll send you a million messages.

4

That girl who adds you just to annoy you. She sends you messages nonstop and you can’t escape her.

Add me, I’m cute.

I’m your new best friend, add me.

Add me or I’ll haunt you in the afterlife.

5

That girl who adds you just to annoy you. She sends you messages like a robot and you’re stuck with her.

Add me, I’m your new crush.

I’m your future ex, add me now.

Add me or I’ll send you 1000 messages.

6

That girl who adds you just to annoy you. She sends you messages like a madman and you’re stuck with her forever.

Add me, I’m amazing.

I’m your new best friend, add me.

Add me or I’ll send you 500 messages.