facebook sniping

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When a Facebook user logs on just long enough to check who's online and sends a smug 'sniped' to someone they think is cool, then logs off before the victim can even reply with 'dodged' and a middle finger.
sniped
I saw you online and thought you were worth the effort.
sniped (because I'm too lazy to talk)
2
Wasting your life on Facebook by sending friend requests to people you barely remember, just so you can feel important when they accept.
Hey, remember that guy from the 7th grade? Let's be friends again.
Friend request from someone I once sat next to on a bus.
Friend request from my ex's best friend's cousin.
3
Posting something dumb or rude just to see someone else get mad, then deleting it like you're a coward.
You look like a f***ing mess. (then deletes it)
I don't even know you, and I still think you're a d***head.
Why are you still single? (then deletes it)
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Commenting a stupid joke on someone's serious post just to ruin their mood and make yourself look like a genius.
Your post is good, but I just had to add a stupid comment.
This is a serious moment. I'm going to mess it up.
Your deep thoughts are nice, but I have a joke to tell.
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