facebook smart

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Judging someone's brain power by the stupid things they post on Facebook. If they can't spell 'potato' and think 'you're' is a word, they're probably a moron.

'I went to the store and bought a banana. It was yellow. I think it was happy.', 9:03 PM

'My dog ate my homework. It was a crime.', 1:27 AM

'I like turtles. Also, I like tacos. Also, I like being right.', 3:15 PM

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Being a total boss at life. You run a farm, run a mob, build cities, and still have time to post pictures of your cat doing nothing on Facebook. You have 2,000 friends and still think you're special.

'I just took over the city. Also, I'm getting a pet goat. Also, I like your profile pic.', 10:45 AM

'My cat is now mayor. Also, I'm rich. Also, I still don't know who my real friends are.', 2:11 PM

'I built a city. Also, I like pizza. Also, I like you.', 8:02 PM

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Knowing Facebook like the back of your hand. You can spot a scam from a mile away. You know how to block trolls, ignore spam, and still post like you're on a mission from God.

'This is a scam. I know it. I've been scammed before. I will not fall for this again.', 11:01 AM

'Why are you commenting on my post? I don't even know you. Also, why are you using all caps?', 5:32 PM

'I saw that post coming. I blocked you. I'm done with this nonsense.', 9:44 PM

by Slangipedia 1mo ago