Facebook slut

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A Facebook slut is someone who can't live without Facebook. They count their friends like they're counting money, and most of them are people they've never even met.
'I have 1,000 friends! I'm so popular!', while only 10 of them actually know her.
'I friend 50 people in one day just to feel special.'
'She logged in just to see if her ex liked her post.'
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A Facebook slut is someone who acts like a whore on Facebook, changing statuses every five minutes, commenting on everyone's walls, and doing so many things just to get noticed.
'I posted 20 times today just to be in the newsfeed.'
'She commented on my wall just to seem cool.'
'He joined a group just to get a like.'
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A Facebook slut is someone who friends or follows every person they see, even if they’ve never heard of them.
'She added 100 people in one day, most of them are strangers.'
'He followed a group just to look busy.'
'She friends people just to feel important.'
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A Facebook slut is a girl who adds random guys just to hook up with them. She posts half-naked pictures and yells, 'LOOK AT ME!'
'I added 10 guys just to date them.'
'She posted a picture in a bikini and said, 'I'm hot!', and she’s not.'
'He added her just to get a like.'
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A Facebook slut is someone who sends friend requests to everyone, even if they've never met them, just to feel popular.
'I sent 50 friend requests just to seem cool.'
'He added 20 people he didn’t know just to feel special.'
'She added people just to look busy on Facebook.'
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A Facebook slut is someone who adds everyone they see, friends of friends, strangers, and even their dog, just to have a huge list of 'friends.'
'She added 50 people she didn’t know just to feel important.'
'He added 100 people, 70 of them were strangers.'
'She added her dog just to make her list look longer.'
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A Facebook slut is someone who adds everyone on Facebook, even if they've never met them, just to feel like they're someone important.
'She added 200 people just to look popular.'
'He added people just to feel cool.'
'She added her neighbor just to feel like she has friends.'
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