facebook slip

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When you open your computer to do something important and then get distracted by Facebook like it’s your ex and you forget everything else.

I was supposed to do my math homework, but I saw a meme about cats and now I’m crying.

I opened my laptop to write an email to my boss, and now I’m arguing with my cousin on Facebook.

I was going to finish my pizza, but I clicked on Facebook and now I’m debating whether my pet turtle is cool.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You start on your computer to do something productive, but Facebook takes over like it’s a zombie apocalypse and you don’t remember why you were even there.

I opened my computer to check my bank balance, and now I’m commenting on a video of a dog doing karate.

I was going to send a message to my friend, and now I’m sending a message to my ex.

I started to work on my project, and now I’m playing a game on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You sit down to do something simple, and Facebook turns you into a brainless zombie who forgets everything.

I was going to read a book, and now I’m scrolling through Facebook like it’s the most important thing in my life.

I opened my laptop to write an essay, and now I’m arguing with my neighbor on Facebook.

I started to cook dinner, and now I’m watching a video of a cat falling off a couch.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You open your computer to do something normal, but Facebook hits you like a ton of bricks and you forget what you were doing.

I was going to watch a movie, and now I’m commenting on a photo of my uncle’s face.

I opened my laptop to finish my homework, and now I’m talking to my cousin on Facebook.

I started to clean my room, and now I’m watching a video of a dog doing a backflip.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You get on your computer for a reason, but Facebook takes over like it’s your new best friend and you forget everything.

I was going to write a letter to my grandma, and now I’m commenting on a video of a dog eating pizza.

I opened my laptop to work on my project, and now I’m messaging my ex.

I was going to finish my pizza, and now I’m watching a video of a cat falling off a couch.

by Slangipedia 4d ago