facebook single

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A facebook single is someone who's got a girlfriend or boyfriend but won't admit it. They're like a sneaky kid who eats the last cookie but says they didn't touch it.
'I'm still single!' he said, while his girlfriend was sitting right next to him at the movie.
'She's my best friend,' he texted me, even though they were holding hands at the party.
He posted 'Looking for love' on Facebook, while his ex was messaging him every hour.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facebook single is someone who lies about being single so they can flirt with other people without getting caught. It's like cheating, but with more likes.
'I'm still single!' he said, even though he was seen kissing her at the restaurant.
She texted me, 'I'm still single!' while her boyfriend was messaging her every five minutes.
He said, 'I'm single!' but I saw them holding hands at the mall.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facebook single is someone who's in a relationship but still says they're single on Facebook. They're like a kid who still wears pajamas to school but says they're dressed.
He said, 'I'm single!' even though he was out with his girlfriend every night.
She posted 'Still single!' even though her boyfriend was messaging her every hour.
He told me, 'I'm still single!' but I saw them eating fries together at the diner.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facebook single is someone who's in a relationship but still says they're single so they can flirt with others. They're like a kid who still eats the last piece of cake but says they didn't take it.
He said, 'I'm still single!' even though he was seen kissing her at the park.
She texted me, 'Still single!' while her boyfriend was messaging her all day.
He said, 'I'm single!' even though he was seen holding hands with her at the store.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facebook single is someone who's in a relationship but still says they're single on Facebook so they can flirt with other people. It's like cheating, but with fewer consequences.
He said, 'I'm single!' even though he was out with his girlfriend every night.
She posted, 'Still single!' while her boyfriend was messaging her all day.
He told me, 'I'm still single!' even though he was seen holding hands with her at the mall.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facebook single is someone who's in a relationship but still says they're single on Facebook so they can look cool. They're like a kid who wears pajamas to school but says they're dressed.
He said, 'I'm still single!' even though he was seen kissing her at the restaurant.
She texted me, 'I'm still single!' even though her boyfriend was messaging her every five minutes.
He said, 'I'm single!' even though he was seen holding hands with her at the mall.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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