Facebook Showoff

A loudmouth loser who updates Facebook like it's their diary, posting every dumb thing that happens in their dumb life, just so some fake friend will actually care ... because their real friends are too busy being annoyed by them.

A desperate attention seeker who posts every gift they get, even if it’s a crumpled receipt, just so they can say ‘Look what I got!’ like it’s a big deal and everyone will click like and ask stupid questions.

When someone, usually a girl, takes a dumb picture of something they're holding, but it's more about showing off their freshly done nails than the actual thing they're holding.