Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone acts like they're living the dream just to get a few likes, even though they're really just faking it and have no idea how to be cool for real.

Check out my new car! (it's actually a rental)

Just got promoted! (it's a lie, I still work 80 hours a week)

Going on vacation! (it's just a trip to the mall)

by Slangipedia 4d ago

2

When you post so much nonsense on Facebook that you might as well be a walking ad for a mental hospital.

Had the best time at the restaurant! (it was just a sandwich)

I'm so rich now! (I still live with my mom)

I'm going to the moon! (I'm going to the grocery store)

by Slangipedia 4d ago

3

When you think you're the center of attention just because you posted a photo of your lunch and got three likes.

My lunch is legendary! (it’s just a burrito)

I’m famous now! (my followers are my cousins)

I’m going to be a movie star! (I’ve never been in a movie)

by Slangipedia 4d ago

4

When you post stuff so random that you might as well be the human version of a broken toaster.

Just ate a taco! (it was 2 a. m.)

I’m getting married! (to my pet goldfish)

I’m going to live in a tree! (it’s just my backyard)

by Slangipedia 4d ago

5

When you think your whole life is cool just because you have 12 photos of your food and one of your dog.

My dog is the best! (he just ate my homework)

My food is amazing! (it was a free sample)

I’m a celebrity now! (I have 12 followers)

by Slangipedia 4d ago

6

When you spend more time on Facebook than you do with your actual friends and family.

Just saw my ex! (he liked my post)

My parents are cool! (they comment on my posts)

I have 100 friends! (they’re all fake)

by Slangipedia 4d ago