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When you pretend to look at a friend's friend list just so you can steal their crush and make them look like a fool.

I saw her looking at my ex's friend list. She’s trying to steal my ex back.

He’s checking my friend list like he’s looking for a date. Pathetic.

She’s using Facebook Shopping to find a new guy. I’m just here for the drama.

The dirty trick of looking at someone's friends just to find someone else to set them up with, because you're too lazy to do it yourself.

She’s Facebook Shopping for a new date. I’m just here for the embarrassment.

He’s checking my friend list like it’s a dating app. So low.

She’s using my friend list to find a new guy. I’m the setup. That’s not cool.

When you scroll through a friend's list like it’s a buffet and you're picking the best person to set them up with.

She’s Facebook Shopping like it’s a dating show. I’m just here for the laughs.

He’s scrolling through my friend list like it’s a dating app. So desperate.

She’s picking the best guy from my friend list. I’m just the side dish.

Looking at someone's friends like they’re on a dating show and you're the producer trying to find the best match.

She’s Facebook Shopping like she’s the dating show host. I’m just the contestant.

He’s checking my friend list like it’s a dating app. So basic.

She’s picking a guy from my friend list. I’m just the backup plan.

When you scroll through a friend's list like it's a dating app and you're trying to find someone else to set them up with.

She’s Facebook Shopping like it’s a dating app. I’m just the setup.

He’s checking my friend list like it's a dating show. So cringe.

She’s using my friend list to find a new guy. I’m just the extra.