Facebook Sexy

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When someone looks hot on Facebook but is a total mess in real life.
She has a perfect profile pic but smells like old pizza.
He has 100 likes but can't tie his shoes.
She posts selfies every day but forgets to brush her teeth.
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A person who looks like a model online but is a disaster in real life.
He has a smooth video but stinks like a garbage can.
She posts a beach photo but can't swim.
He has a perfect bio but can't spell his own name.
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When someone is all glamour on Facebook but is a total loser in real life.
She has a fancy car photo but rides the bus.
He has a cool party photo but lives in his mom's basement.
She has a perfect dinner photo but burns every meal.
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A person who looks like a king on Facebook but is just a broke fool in real life.
He posts a fancy hotel photo but sleeps on the couch.
She has a cool gym photo but can't do 10 push-ups.
He has a fancy dinner photo but eats instant noodles every day.
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When someone is all flash on Facebook but is a total dud in real life.
He has a cool party photo but can't dance.
She has a perfect makeup photo but wears it to bed.
He has a cool car photo but it's broken and smells like a cat.
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A person who looks like a queen online but is a total mess in real life.
She has a perfect outfit photo but wears the same shirt every day.
He has a cool video but talks like a toddler.
She has a fancy vacation photo but can't afford a hotel.
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