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When your Facebook friends list shows six of the same gender and it feels like the universe is messing with you because you’re either drooling over hot guys or girls or you’re just annoyed.

Why are all my friends guys? I just want one girl to like me back.

My feed is full of guys. I feel like I’m in a guy-only prison.

I saw six girls in a row. I thought I was going crazy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Facebook randomly picks six friends of the same sex and it feels like the app is mocking you for being single or just weird.

I looked at six guys. I’m either in love or I’m going mad.

All my friends are girls? What even is this?

I stared at six guys. I might need a therapist.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Facebook shows six friends of the same gender and you either get a hard-on or a migraine depending on which sex it is.

I saw six girls and my brain exploded. I’m in love.

Six guys showed up on my feed. I’m either hot or I’m going to cry.

I looked at six guys and felt like I was in a boy band.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Facebook gives you six friends of the same sex and you either start a relationship or throw your phone out the window.

I saw six girls. I’m going to propose to one of them.

Six guys showed up and I felt like I was in a dating show.

I looked at six guys and my phone almost died from my rage.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Facebook shows you six friends of the same sex and it either feels like heaven or hell depending on who it is.

I saw six girls. I feel like I’m in heaven.

I stared at six guys and I think I’m in hell.

Six guys popped up and I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When Facebook randomly gives you six friends of the same sex and it either makes you happy or it makes you want to scream into your pillow.

I looked at six girls and I smiled like a fool.

Six guys came up and I screamed into my pillow like a madman.

I saw six guys and I felt like I was in a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 16d ago