Facebook serious

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When a guy finally gets his dumbass name on a girl's Facebook status like it's some kind of trophy. Just being in a relationship isn't enough. You gotta have your name out there for all to see. Usually said with a smirk and a middle finger.
'You're still just in a relationship? Man, I'm in a relationship with Sarah. You're just in a relationship.'
'You're in a relationship? I'm in a relationship with Karen. You're just in a relationship.'
'You're in a relationship? I'm in a relationship with Lisa. You're just in a relationship.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who turns a funny post into a long, boring comment that makes everyone want to throw up or punch them in the face.
'This post is so funny. I once had a dog. He barked at me. That was it.'
'This is hilarious. I once had a cat. She didn't like me. That was it.'
'This is funny. I once had a parrot. He said one word. That was it.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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