Facebook Seppuku

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When you fail so hard in real life, your online persona gets a face full of shame and your followers laugh at you.

I posted a photo of my breakfast. It was just cereal and a dead potato.

My ex posted a video of me tripping in front of the whole school.

I tried to be cool and said 'yo' to my teacher. He didn’t know what to do.

When your real-life disaster is so bad, your Facebook profile gets a slap and your followers are crying from laughing.

I posted a picture of my dog eating my homework. It looked like a war zone.

My mom tagged me in a photo of me wearing pajamas to work.

I tried to be funny and said 'I’m not lazy, I’m in energy conservation mode.' My teacher didn’t get it.

When you screw up so bad in real life, your digital self gets a punch in the face and your followers are dying from laughter.

I posted a video of me falling off my bike and into a puddle. It was like a horror movie.

I tried to be cool and said 'I’m not mad, I’m just selective about my happiness.' My friends thought I was mad.

I wore my pajamas to school and my teacher said I looked like a ghost.