facebook scientist

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A Facebook user who thinks they're a scientist just because they saw a post about it. They argue with real scientists like they're stupid, even though they’ve never studied anything real. They believe scientists are just paid by Big Pharma or the government to lie to everyone.
"You’re all fake scientists! I know more than you because I read it on Facebook!", @FakeScienceGuru
"Why do scientists say that? They must be getting money from Big Pharma!", @RealFakeScientist
"You’re just a paid liar! I believe in conspiracy theories!", @ConspiracyKing"
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Someone who thinks they're an expert just because they read about it on Facebook. They know everything from climate change to alien conspiracies, even though they don’t know what a real scientist is.
"I know everything about global warming because I read it on Facebook!", @FBExpert4Life
"You think you’re smart? I know more because I watch Facebook all day!", @FBKnowledgeGod
"I got my news from Facebook. That’s better than the real news!", @FakeNewsFanatic"
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A dumb person who thinks they're super smart because they read conspiracy theories on Facebook and YouTube. They believe every fake story that matches what they already think, even if it’s total nonsense.
"I believe in aliens because I saw it on YouTube!", @AlienBeliever999
"You’re all fake! I know the truth!", @TruthBeliever42
"They’re all fake scientists! I saw it on Facebook!", @ConspiracyQueen"
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