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You post something on Facebook or send a mean message that makes someone so mad they shut up for weeks while their brain turns to lava and they plot revenge on forums like it's a full-time job.

I called your mom a bad baker and said your pies are worse than my ex's hair.

You said my dog looks like a sad potato and my cat heard it.

You told my crush I have the face of a tired pigeon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You say something on Facebook that makes someone so furious they go silent for months while they scream into a pillow and write angry rants about you on the internet.

You said my dance moves are like watching a cat try to break free from a bag.

You told my brother I have the breath of a dragon.

You called my pizza a sad circle and said it's worse than my life.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post something on Facebook that makes someone so angry they stop talking to you for weeks while they imagine you getting hit by a truck and write about it on forums like it's their new hobby.

You said my singing is like a goat trying to sing opera.

You told my mom I have the voice of a dying toaster.

You called my chicken nuggets 'sad lumps' and said they deserve a vacation.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You say something on Facebook that makes someone so mad they go quiet for weeks while they plot revenge like it's their new full-time job and write about it on forums like it's a sport.

You said my hair looks like a raccoon got into my shampoo.

You told my dad he has the face of a confused potato.

You called my dog a 'sad mop' and said he smells like old pizza.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post something on Facebook that makes someone so angry they stop talking for weeks while they scream into a pillow and write about you on forums like it's their favorite pastime.

You said my laugh is like a goat with a broken squeaky toy.

You told my sister she has the face of a tired cat.

You called my soup 'sad noodles' and said it should be exiled.

by Slangipedia 3d ago