Facebook Rush Hour

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The time of day when your Facebook chat turns into a warzone with forty friends yelling at you at once and your brain explodes.

'Why are you online? I just posted a photo of my dog eating my mom's hair!'

'You're online? I'm still in the bathroom!'

'I'm not even awake yet, and you're online? What's wrong with you?'

The magical hour between 4 and 5 when everyone on Earth decides to log into Facebook and your phone starts ringing like it's on fire.

'I just logged in and my phone screamed at me!'

'You're logged in? I'm still drinking my coffee!'

'Why are there 40 notifications? I didn't do anything!'