Facebook Roulette

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Clicking on strangers until you find someone who isn't a complete waste of time.

I clicked 12 people before I found my ex’s cousin who still uses Windows 95.

My friend’s friend’s friend’s ex’s dog is now my Facebook contact.

I ended up on a guy who posts 'I’m not a loser, I’m just slightly broken.' every day.

Going on a friend-of-a-friend hunt like you’re trying to find a lost sock in a laundry pile.

I found a guy who posted 'I eat cereal for dinner and it’s a lifestyle.'

I clicked on a guy who’s been friends with my mom’s best friend’s ex since 2003.

I ended up on a guy who has 72 friends and still doesn’t know who he is.

You click around like a drunk man trying to find his pants in a dark room.

I clicked on a guy who has 12 photos of his cat wearing sunglasses.

I found a person who hasn’t posted since 2012 and still has 47 friends.

I ended up on someone who thinks 'I’m not lazy, I’m just energy-efficient.' is a philosophy.

You go on a friend hunt like you're searching for a long-lost relative who might still be alive.

I found a guy who's been friends with my uncle's college roommate's brother since 2001.

I clicked on a guy who has 2 friends and a profile picture of a pizza box.

I ended up on someone who has 500 friends and still doesn’t know who they are.

You click around like a madman trying to escape a group chat.

I clicked on a guy who posted 'I’m not a failure, I’m just a slightly broken success.'

I found a person who has 3 friends and a bio that says 'I like tacos and existential dread.'

I ended up on a guy who has 56 friends and still hasn’t figured out who he is.

You click on strangers like you're trying to find a friend in a sea of faceless people.

I clicked on a guy who posted 'I’m not a loser, I’m just slightly broken.'

I found a person who has 4 friends and a profile picture of a raccoon wearing a hat.

I ended up on someone who hasn’t posted in 3 years and still has 57 friends.