FACEBOOK REVEAL

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The Facebook Reveal is when you see someone's profile and you're like, 'Oh my God, you were a total mess back then, and I didn't even know it.' It's like when your mom shows you the old yearbook and you're screaming.

'Wait, you had a tattoo of a unicorn? Why? And why did you dye your hair purple? I thought you were cool, not a weirdo.'

'You posted a picture of you crying in the cafeteria? You were the class clown, not a crybaby.'

'You had a pet hamster named Steve? Steve? Why? Why?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebook Reveal is when you look at someone's old posts and you're like, 'You were the worst, and I was the worst, and we all had no idea.' It's like when you find out your childhood friend used to make fun of you in secret.

'You posted that I was the weakest link in the group? I thought we were best friends.'

'You said I was a 'disaster in the making' back in 2012. I took that as a compliment.'

'You had a running joke about me tripping over my own feet. That wasn't a joke. That was a curse.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The Facebook Reveal is when you check someone's profile and you're like, 'You had a life? Why didn't you tell me? I had a life too, and it was a lot worse.' It's like when your ex shows up with a new boyfriend and you realize you were the one who was weird.

'You had a whole series of posts about your cat, Mr. Whiskers? I had a series of posts about my existential crisis.'

'You posted a video of yourself doing yoga every day. I posted a video of myself crying in the corner.'

'You had 100 friends. I had 2 friends and they were my mom and my dog.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago