facebook revalation

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When you finally see a Facebook friend in real life and it hits you like a brick, that person is someone you’ve never met, and now you’re mad you didn’t realize it sooner.
I saw my Facebook friend at the gas station. I almost hit him with my car. He looked like a creep. Turns out he was my Facebook friend.
I was eating my lunch when I saw my Facebook friend walking by. I dropped my sandwich. It was a meatball sub. Now I have a meatball sub on the floor and a Facebook friend I never knew existed.
I was at the mall and saw a guy I thought was a stranger. Then I checked my phone and realized it was my Facebook friend. I stared at him like he was a ghost.
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When you look at someone and think they’re just a random person, but then you check your phone and it’s your Facebook friend. You feel stupid.
I saw a guy at the coffee shop. He looked like he had a bad day. Then I checked my phone and it was my Facebook friend. I felt like I was being mocked.
I was walking by the park and saw someone I thought was just a weird guy. Then I saw his face and it was my Facebook friend. I almost cried.
I was at the grocery store and saw a guy I thought was a security guard. Then I checked my phone and it was my Facebook friend. I almost screamed.
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When you think you’ve seen someone in real life, but it’s not your Facebook friend, until you check your phone and it is your Facebook friend. You’re confused and mad.
I saw a guy I thought was my friend. Then I checked my phone and it was my Facebook friend. I was confused and mad. I wanted to punch him.
I thought I saw my friend at the store. But it was my Facebook friend. I was confused and I wanted to cry.
I thought I saw my friend at the gym. Then I checked my phone and it was my Facebook friend. I felt like I was being played.
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