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Spying on people’s Facebook profiles like a sneaky little rat just to see if they’ve been living their best life while you’ve been stuck in the gutter.

I checked my ex’s page 20 times today. She’s got a new dog and a new boyfriend. I’m going to kill them both.

I saw my boss’s vacation pics. He’s having more fun than I am. I’m going to quit.

My crush posted a photo with a bunch of friends. I felt like I’d been rejected by the entire universe.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Stalking people on Facebook like they owe you money and you’re going to get it back by watching their every move.

I checked my crush’s page 10 times in a row. He’s got a new haircut and a new Instagram. I’m going to ask him out, or I’m going to cry.

I looked up my coworker’s page just to see if she had a new cat. She did. I’m going to hate her forever.

I checked my ex’s page again. She’s got a new job and a new smile. I’m going to die of jealousy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago