Facebook Reciprocity

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When you fake-friend someone on Facebook just so they'll stop bugging you about your life, but then you have to like their stupid posts because you're too lazy to block them.
I liked your photo of your cat wearing a hat. Don't @ me.
Your post about your aunt's bunfight was okay, but I only liked it because I'm tired.
I commented on your rant about coffee, but it was just to get you to stop commenting on my boring life.
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The stupid habit of liking someone's post just so they'll stop liking yours, like you're in some kind of Facebook war.
I liked your vacation photo because I'm sick of you liking my boring memes.
Your post about your mom's drama was fine, but I only liked it to annoy you.
I commented on your rant about your job just to get you to comment on mine.
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When you feel obligated to like or comment on someone's post just because they've been nice to you, even if their post is about their pet's hairball.
I liked your post about your dog's hairball because you liked my post about my cat's drama.
I commented on your rant about your dad just to be polite.
I liked your stupid post about your uncle's pizza because you liked my post about my mom's bunfight.
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You like or comment on someone's post just so they'll stop liking or commenting on yours, like you're in some kind of Facebook back-and-forth that nobody asked for.
I liked your stupid post about your pet's hairball because you've been commenting on my boring memes.
I commented on your rant about your job just to get you to comment on mine.
I liked your post about your uncle's pizza because you kept liking my post about my cat's drama.
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You feel like you have to like or comment on someone's post just because they've been kind to you, even if their post is about their pet's hairball and you're too lazy to block them.
I liked your post about your dog's hairball because you've been commenting on my memes, and I'm too lazy to block you.
I commented on your rant about your dad just to be nice, even though it was annoying.
I liked your stupid post about your uncle's pizza because you were nice to me, and I'm too tired to block you.
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