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when someone talks total garbage about another person from behind their back, like they're hiding in a closet.

I swear he said I cheated on my mom. I didn’t even have a mom!

She posted that I’m a lazy butt face, but I work 40 hours a day.

He said I kiss my dog. My dog doesn’t even like me.

lying about someone on the internet like you're trying to win a bet with God.

He said I stole his lunch. I only took one bite of his sandwich.

She said I cried in front of the principal. I didn’t even know the principal was there.

He said I sleep with my shoes on. I wear socks to bed.

making up fake stories about someone online, like you’re trying to get them fired.

She said I told the teacher I was pregnant. I’m not even 16 yet.

He said I threw my math test in the trash. I got a 98.

She said I ate her homework. I didn’t even know she had homework.

talking trash about someone on Facebook like you're trying to get them exiled from the human race.

He said I hit my little brother. I only pushed him once.

She said I told my mom I was getting a tattoo. I said I was getting a sticker.

He said I cried in the hallway. I was just really tired.

making up nonsense about someone online like you're trying to win a popularity contest.

She said I kissed my teacher. I only said hi.

He said I failed math. I got a B.

She said I ate her lunch. I only took a bite.

telling everyone on Facebook that someone is a total disaster, even though it's not true.

He said I was the worst student ever. I only missed one day of school.

She said I talked to the principal like a baby. I just asked for a break.

He said I fell out of the sky. I only tripped in the hallway.