facebook raped

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When you leave your Facebook open and some idiot friend or random stranger logs in and messes with your status or comments to make you look like a total embarrassment or a pervert.
Your ex posts on your wall: 'I miss you, but I also miss my sanity.'
Your friend changes your status to 'I am a chicken who eats pizza and also a human who eats chicken.'
A random person comments on your photo: 'This is not a baby, this is a demon.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When your friend hijacks your Facebook and posts a fake status saying you're doing something gross or sexual, like eating a sandwich with your face.
Your friend posts: 'I just watched my friend eat a whole pizza with his face. It was glorious.'
Your status changes to 'I am a man who loves cats and also eats cats.'
A classmate comments: 'Is that your real face?'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When some no-life person breaks into your Facebook and changes your profile to say you're a weirdo or a total disaster, just for fun.
Your profile picture changes to a photo of a dancing potato.
Your status reads: 'I am a human who talks to ducks and also eats donuts for breakfast.'
Your friend's comment says: 'You look like a fish that failed a test.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you leave Facebook open and someone else messes with your profile for hours, changing your info, status, and pictures to make you look ridiculous.
Your profile says: 'I am a man who eats cereal for dinner and also thinks about cereal for breakfast.'
Your picture is now a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.
Your friend posts: 'I saw your profile and I am now questioning my life.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When your friend logs into your Facebook without asking and messages everyone your random thoughts or changes your status to something weird.
Your friend messages everyone: 'This guy is obsessed with lollipops.'
Your status changes to: 'I am a human who also has a second life as a chicken.'
Your picture changes to a picture of a dog wearing a crown.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When Facebook changes your whole setup without asking and forces you to use a new version, even though you liked the old one better.
Your Facebook looks like a mess and you can't find your old posts anywhere.
You get a notification saying: 'We upgraded your Facebook. You're welcome.'
Your friend says: 'Why is your Facebook now pink? Did you get hit by a unicorn?'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you leave the room to go to the bathroom and your friend keeps changing your Facebook status, and you come back to find it's been updated a million times.
Your status says: 'I am a man who also eats pizza and thinks about pizza while eating pizza.'
Your friend changes your status to: 'I just ate a whole cake and it was glorious.'
Your status reads: 'I am a human who also has a second life as a dog who eats cake.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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