Facebook rape

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When some dumb friend logs into your Facebook without you knowing and starts posting stupid stuff on your profile to make you look like a complete idiot. It's like getting publicly embarrassed by a kid in the lunchroom.

My ex logged into my account and posted, 'I miss my ex's stupid face.'

My friend added 'I eat cereal for dinner' to my status and called me a weirdo.

My cousin changed my profile picture to a dancing chicken and called me a freak.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook forces you to use some new, stupid version of the app without asking. It's like being thrown into a pool while you're still wearing your pajamas.

Facebook changed my timeline to a bunch of ads and I can't go back to my old one.

I tried to log in and it was like a whole new website, and I didn't get a say.

My mom got stuck on the new version and now she texts me for help every day.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone keeps posting on your thread even though you're clearly telling them to stop. It's like talking to someone who just won't shut up in class.

My friend posted three times on my thread about his cat, and I was like, 'Dude, shut up.'

My cousin kept commenting about her lunch even though I said I don’t care.

My brother posted on my thread 10 times about video games and I had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone keeps nagging you to be friends with them on Facebook. It's like being chased by a kid who won't stop asking for candy.

My coworker kept texting me, 'Accept my request or I'll come to your house.'

My friend sent me 10 emails saying, 'We are not friends, but I want to be.'

My uncle kept calling me and said, 'You must be friends with me!' I wasn't.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone keeps commenting on your Facebook like it’s their job. You get so many messages your phone starts smoking.

My friend commented on my post 50 times and I got 100 emails.

My cousin posted on my timeline so much, my phone started buzzing like it was alive.

My brother commented on my picture 20 times and I had to go to the hospital.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone pokes you on Facebook like it's a big deal. It's like being tapped on the shoulder by a kid who thinks they're funny.

My friend poked me 20 times and I had to go to the bathroom to calm down.

My cousin poked me during class and the teacher got mad.

My brother poked me so much my phone started beeping like a crazy person.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you leave your Facebook logged in and some friend changes your status to something stupid or comments on your profile to make you look like a loser. It’s like getting made fun of in front of your whole school.

My friend changed my status to 'I eat shoes for breakfast' and called me a weirdo.

My cousin posted on my timeline, 'This guy is a pervert,' and I had to explain it to my mom.

My brother changed my profile picture to a dancing potato and I was so embarrassed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago