facebook rampage

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when someone on facebook makes you so angry you start screaming at the screen like it's their face

My cousin posted a picture of her cat wearing a hat and called it 'the cat-astrophe' and I yelled 'YOU'RE A DOG!' at the computer

My ex said 'I'm happy' and I responded with 'I'm watching you burn' and it was just me and the internet

My mom tagged me in a photo from 2012 and I cursed the whole timeline

when you get so mad at someone on facebook you start throwing things at the computer like it's their head

My friend posted a joke about pizza and I threw my phone at the wall because it was the worst joke ever

My brother said 'I'm out' and I threw my soda at the screen

My neighbor posted a photo of their dog and I threw my cereal at the laptop

when someone on facebook makes you so mad you start typing with your feet and screaming like a mad person

My teacher posted a question about math and I typed 'I HATE YOU' with my toes and screamed 'IT'S NOT MATH, IT'S MURDER!'

My crush said 'I'm busy' and I typed 'I'LL BE BUSY KILLING YOU' with my feet and screamed

My dad posted a meme about politics and I typed 'I AM THE GOVERNMENT' with my feet and yelled 'I AM ALSO THE GOVERNMENT!'