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A fag who lives in his mom's basement and thinks every single post on Facebook is about him. Even if it's a random comment from some guy he doesn't know.
"Why did he tag me in this post? He doesn't even know me!", while staring at a post about a pizza delivery.
"I'm famous. I'm famous. I'm famous.", after someone liked his post about his cat.
"Why is she commenting on my wall? Did she just want to be my friend?", while ignoring her 15 other friends.