Facebook Queen

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A girl who lives on Facebook and posts stupid selfies and comments on every photo like she's best friends with everyone. She changes her profile picture daily and deletes any bad comments.
Hey look at me! I'm so pretty!
I just got a new filter. I look like a model.
Why would you comment on my photo? I don't even know you.
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A person who starts fights on Facebook for no reason. They just want attention and will argue about the dumbest things.
Why did you block me? I didn't even do anything!
You're so ugly! I can't believe you're my friend.
I'm going to post about you on my wall!
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A person who leaves Facebook for weeks just to get people worried. Then they come back and enjoy all the comments.
I'm gone for a month. You better miss me!
I'm back! You all missed me so much!
I'm leaving again. You better cry.
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A person who posts about every single dumb thing in their life. They talk about breakups, their parents, and how sad they are.
My ex is so mean! I hate him!
My mom is the worst! She won't let me go out!
I cried for an hour because of this post.
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A person who gets mad if someone they don't even know unfriends them. They call all their friends and make a big deal about it.
Why did that person unfriend me? I don't even know them!
I called my best friend to unfriend them!
This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
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A person who posts too much and says things like 'awww' and 'so sweet' to everything. They’re annoying and never shut up.
That dog is so cute! Awwwwww!
I love you! Muuuuah!
This post is so sweet! Woooooow!
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