Facebook purge

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You go through your Facebook friends and kick out anyone who bugs you or you don’t want to be seen with. Like they’re a bad smell in a sock drawer.

I kicked my ex and his mom because they kept tagging me in silly selfies.

My cousin’s dog is still on my list. That’s a crime.

I unfriended my gym instructor because he posted a photo of me sleeping during a Zumba class.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Every July 17th, people post naked pictures they got on Facebook and tag the person in them. It’s like a giant middle school sleepover but with more shame.

My uncle posted a photo of me at a party and tagged me like I was a criminal.

My friend’s mom posted a nude from her dating app and said, ‘I’m doing the Facebook purge.’

I got tagged in a photo with my boss’s ex. That’s a fire hazard.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When Facebook decides who gets to stay and who gets kicked out. It’s like being in a group chat where everyone gets banned for being annoying.

My dad got banned because he posted a meme about pizza every day.

My mom’s friend got banned for commenting on every post like it was a homework assignment.

I got banned because I posted a comment that said, ‘This is the worst group ever.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago