facebook psychosis

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When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to live your life and think everyone on the internet actually cares about your dumb ass.

Posting a selfie at 2 a. m. because you think your ex will finally notice you.

Messaging your grandma 10 times a day about your lunch.

Crying because someone didn’t like your post about your cat’s hairball.

When you post something so trashy that you don’t even realize it’s trashy and you hope the world will finally accept you.

Posting a 30-second video of you eating pizza and calling it ‘a masterpiece.’

Sending a 12-paragraph message about your day to 7 people.

Tagging 10 friends in a post about your 3 a. m. snack.

When you’re so deep in Facebook that you start thinking everyone is watching your life and actually giving a shit about your opinions.

Believing 100 people saw your rant about your boss.

Thinking your cousin’s 12-year-old kid read your post about your bad hair day.

Hallucinating your long-lost friend commenting on your post about your cat’s hairball.