Facebook Proxy

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When you're too wasted to talk to someone directly, so you spam Facebook with stupid messages through a friend or your status, usually after a huge fight or breakup.

I posted on my ex's best friend's wall: 'She left me for a guy who doesn't even know how to text.'

My status said: 'My life is over. I just got dumped. I might die.'

I messaged my ex's mom: 'Tell her I'll haunt her if she doesn't come back to me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When some idiot behind you forces you to post something on someone's Facebook page, even though you'd rather punch them in the face than message that person.

'Post this on your ex's wall!' 'Why? I'd rather die than talk to her!' 'Just do it!'

'You're gonna message your brother? No! I'll do it!'

'I have to post this on my dad's Facebook? I'd rather eat dirt!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you keep posting gross photos and sick updates about your kids on Facebook, just so people will look at you and feel sorry for you.

'My kid has a broken arm and a fever. Look at this photo!'

I posted a video of my kid throwing up and said, 'This is my life.'

I shared a picture of my kid in a cast and wrote, 'I'm the worst parent ever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago